Firstly,

As much as I hate txt talk, this made me "LOL."
*Shot*
Secondly.
Today I feel like a rant.
Yesterday it sleeted and hailed. Last night it snowed. It's really slippery out there today.
(Just a bit of background information. Now comes the actual rant.)
10 REASONS WHY MY FAMILY SHOULD JUMP OFF A BRIDGE....>> Or something.
#1) Snowball throwing, directed at my bedroom window from 8-something to 9-something, just to wake me up.
#2) Coming into my room at 9-ish to wake me up and point out that my sisters have been throwing snowballs at my window and completely ignores the fact that I have my headphones on, blasting anime instrumentals and two pillows are over my head, trying to block out the annoying sound of the never ending snowball attack.
#3) Another effort to wake me up by telling me that it was after 11:30 when it was not even 9:30.
#4) Yet another effort to wake me up by pretending that my boss was on the phone, when actually it was my sister. Who also laughed obnoxiously in my ear when I answered.
#5) Their knowledge of how late I stay up (Last night it was 3:30am) and how much sleep I usually get because of school, but they try to wake me up this early anyway.
#6) Forcing me to shovel the driveway, the second I finally do get out of bed.
#7) My family's complete computer illiterateness and un-leetness.
#8) Having to do the Tech Support calls because they don't know how to get onto the Task Manager and follow directions.
#9) St. Patrick's Day hooplah.
#9.2) Sister's game of dress-up.
#9 56/100) Lots of pinching because I'm too lazy to get up and change into something green.
#9.8936) Opera music. And not "Phantom of the Opera". More like "The Agony which is Angelique's Voice".
#10) More snowball throwing, which this time, can only be canceled out by the loud blasting of 80's music.
(And that's just today's reasons.)
Ah, the joys of living in a large family.